Phrases Not to Use on Conference Calls

1. This beats working
2. Pass the bottle
3. It's your round
4. Can they hear us
5. Don't worry, they can't see us
6. Does he/she ever stop talking
7. I'm glad this is not being recorded
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9. Let's agree not to make a decision, then we can have another meeting!
10. Thin crust please
11. How do you stop red wine staining carpet

Phases used in nearly every teleconference

1. Are we all on
2. Can everybody hear me?
3. Did everybody get the agenda?
4. Let’s keep this short
5. We’ll just wait a few minutes
6. Let’s do a quick roll call
7. Sorry I’m / we’re late

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